I'm sure most folks with pookies can agree, baby bottoms that AREN'T covered in poop are adorable, all funny and tiny and dimpled and cute.
That said, I've never looked at my Bear's bare behind and thought 'I really wish there was some way I could take a plaster cast of this baby botty and preserve it FOREVER.' But apparently someone out there has...
The Bottom Line Ornament Kit apparently "comes with everything you need to make a permanent reminder of your infant's cute behind!" Including metallic pearl finishing paint so you can make that bottom SHINY! The kit is $17.75 plus p&p.
Once I got past the initial 'HUH' of this it's limitless possibilities for future embarrassment sunk in. You could torture your pookie with this well into adulthood; you know, break out the booty bust at their bar mitzvah... horrify his high school basketball team... amuse his college girlfriend... And that, my friends, is priceless.
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